Tyler99:
Has Halen joned yet?
Experon:
I think he'll join later, he said he had to fix his connection first.
Tyler99:
Bro has bad internet
GhostChaser:
Hey guys I'm in
GhostChaser:
Should we be using real names? Can't Fae use true names to cast curses?
Tyler99:
Should I change my name?
Experon:
You could use your nickname.
FaeSuck99:
Nope, going with this
GhostChaser:
Lol you'll be the first to get cursed
FaeSuck99:
Ghosts > Fairies
Experon:
Stop joking around, you guys know this stuff is real now.
FaeSuck99:
Real means its funnier.
Experon:
Halen should be joining shortly.
FaeSuck99:
Bros username is sissy xddddd
Sisyphus:
Bro found out ghosts exist and still shitposts.
FaeSuck99:
Naming this chatroom "Paranormal Shitposts" for a reason LOL
Experon:
Anyways, everyone should be here. Should I do the honors?
GhostChaser:
I don't know why we even made this chat.
Experon:
Right, as you all know, the store is haunted. When I was doing research on the topic in the library the haunting increased. When I did research on the computer the haunting did nothing.
Experon:
This led me to a hypothesis: Ghosts can't understand or see computer screens. I'll skip the long explanation, but that's why I invited you all here.
Experon:
It's more likely that the electromagnetic nature of computers makes them imperceivable for ghosts.
Sisyphus:
yeah but why invite us? so we can talk about ghosts behind their back?
Experon:
Right, I'll get to the point. We're all being monitored by ghosts. I'm not sure why but I noticed each of you have individually been attacked recently.
Sisyphus:
what do you mean attacked?
GhostChaser:
No he's right, I keep tripping on things that aren't there.
FaeSuck99:
Ghosts are doxxing me?
Sisyphus:
how do you think I was attacked?
Experon:
While you were buying one of the rulebooks one of the books fell onto your head from the topshelf right?
Sisyphus:
so? not exactly convincing evidence
GhostChaser:
Yeah but you saw what happened last night, right?
Sisyphus:
even knowing ghosts are real doesnt mean theyre out to get us.
FaeSuck99:
Maybe they just want to play D&D? Would explain why they're haunting a trpg place lol.
Experon:
Falling books is just the limit of what they can do. When I 'accidentally' put a hammer on one of the top shelves, they tried to drop that on my head too.
Experon:
I'm not sure. I was hoping to find out what we all have in common to attract the attacks. Other customers seem to be unaffected.
GhostChaser:
Wait, we're the only ones getting haunted?
Experon:
From this one in particular, as far as I can tell, yes.
GhostChaser:
How do you know it's only one ghost?.
Experon:
When I went to the library I kept a camera on in the store. While a few of you were still in there, there were no attacks. But while I was in the library it kept getting colder..
Experon:
There might be more, but this is why I think there's only one.
Sisyphus:
other than the boardgame store do we have anything in common?.
GhostChaser:
You and Tyler play D&D there, I play online with my group, what about you Exp?.
Experon:
Despite working at a boardgame store I don't actually enjoy playing D&D.
FaeSuck99:
YOO you gotta join our campaign.
Experon:
Other than boardgames, what about family history? My ancestors are from England.
GhostChaser:
Mine are Scottish and Irish I think.
FaeSuck99:
Not me, I'm pureblooded American.
Sisyphus:
youre literally not native
FaeSuck99:
Oh right I think I'm russian or something idk
Sisyphus:
im half korean and half european.
GhostChaser:
Typically in horror novels if an otherwise unrelated group of people are being haunted, they all committed some kind of sin.
Sisyphus:
i havent broken the law.
Experon:
I've never harmed anyone.
FaeSuck99:
Lol D&D really is satanic!
GhostChaser:
It wouldn't have to be something that makes sense. Sometimes ghosts apply their own arbitrary set of rules to people. Even something like looking away in the middle of a conversation can trigger a haunting.
Experon:
If it was something so arbitrary, I think the reason would be meaningless. Instead, we should focus on how to deal with it.
FaeSuck99:
Idea 1 : Cover our fists in holy water and start hitting it.
Experon:
Actually, even though that sounds ridiculous, that isn't the worst idea.
Sisyphus:
don't encourage him.
GhostChaser:
Hey guys can we take a break? I need to go walk my dog.
Experon:
Okay. Same time tomorrow?
Sisyphus:
if we meet at the store we should keep this all private, right?.
Experon:
Yeah. Right now the ghost only knows we're talking through the computer, it doesn't have any information about what we're talking about if I'm right.
FaeSuck99:
What if it's a FEMALE ghost?
Experon:
Okay, same time tomorrow. Wrap it up!.
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